When a lie about Olive's reputation transforms her from anonymous to infamous at her high school, she decides to embrace a provocative new persona. Marianne:No, silly. I got 50 dollars from TJ Max so Eric Ling could say we got it on during Chemistry. : Brandon Fabulous! : I could have chlamydia. No, of course not. 15 Emma Stone Won The Role From A Skype Audition Unable to attend auditions in person, Emma Stone scheduled a video call and performed Olive's monologue from the opening webcam scene. : I had a horrible reputation. Why does that matter? Olive: (while undressing) Relax. Rhiannon: George is not a sexy name. It's a movie about a high school girl named Olive, who learns very quickly that in high school, reputation is everything. Now you're a super slut like me. We did not have sex. I want a one hundred dollar gift card deposited into my locker by noon tomorrow. And then he skipped town with a big, hulking black guy! Olive Penderghast This is hard to say but Don Bryant is your father. I don't know. Interview: Casting Directors Brett Benner and Debby Romano Talk Shrinking, Finding Actors and More, Interview: Jeremy Davis on Playing Olaf in Frozen, Costume Mishaps and Making the Role His Own, Interview: Casting Director Kim Coleman on Five Days at Memorial, Self-Tape Tips and Portraying Real People, MasterCard Presents: Broadway Beat's Priceless Moments #12 Megan Mullally, Easy A (Rosemary): Your father and I are totally supportive, Easy A (Mr. Griffith): Im hearing things, Olive. : Rhiannon : : : : He just wants to be repeating his senior year for, like, the fourth time cause he cant pass a single test? [V.O, continuing onto webcam] That's the beauty of being a girl in high-school: people hear you had sex once and BAM - you're a bimbo. You're going to hell! Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast Does it only exist in 80s movies? Olive Penderghast It's way too loose around your chest anyway! I think we should just put this conversation to bed. Dear God, dear Lord, tell me you didn't marry and have children with him! Ironically, we were studying "The Scarlet Letter", but isn't that always the way? Are you really that repulsed by lady parts? Do you have a religion section? I let you fondle my chest, and it was a glorious moment for you. Rhiannon If you would like to change your settings or withdraw consent at any time, the link to do so is in our privacy policy accessible from our home page.. Rhi, I'm not that kind of girl. Rosemary George is like what you name your teddy bear, not the name you wanna scream out during climax. Preferably to The Gap, but Id also take Amazon.com, or OfficeMax. No, you haven't. Preferably to the Gap, but I'd also take Amazon.com, or Office Max. Technical Specs, [to Brandon, who is freaking out, as she takes off her panties]. Don't you think it's a little strange that your boyfriend is 22 years old and still in high school? Olive (Emma Stone): Ironically, we were studying The Scarlet Letter, but isnt that always the way? Except for "Huckleberry Finn", 'cause I don't know any teenage boys who have ever run away with a big, hulking black guy. Oh, the Christian church recognizes the existence of Hell. Olive Penderghast Arent you supposed to be eternally in love with him and shit? Easy A Teenager Monologue (Olive) Easy A is a 2010 comedy starring Emma Stone as Olive. : I just don't want this *thing* you're going through to define your life. : I let you fondle my chest, and it was a glorious moment for you. Well, actually I told one person, but you know how these things work. : I like the pants. : Bookstore guy But you're much smarter than I am so you'll come out of this much better than I did. I think that's how you're supposed to start these things. : Never underestimate the power of extremists like Marianne. [Cut to basketball game, last year] What is the streaming release date of Easy A (2010) in France? Rosemary: Any friend of Olives is a friend of my daughter. Evan Emma Stone has a superbad confession: She's never seen the movie that made her a star, "Easy A.". Mostly guys. No, I didn't. Rosemary Wait, I can pay you! Mrs. Griffith Rosemary: Were a family of late bloomers. : Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast Plus lets not forget I had the bbs of a pn star. : We did not have sex. Like a twig, or a branch. We've had 9 classes together since kindergarten 10 if you count Religion of Other Cultures, which you didn't, because you called it science-fiction and refused to go. Let the record show that I, Olive Penderghast, being of sound mind and below average breast size, swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth starting now. So it's his choice that he's a fourth year senior who can't pass any test he takes? Olive Penderghast Principal Gibbons : : Filming & Production It was a different time. Olive Penderghast More: Watch the Movie Click here to download the monologue ROSEMARY: I had a similar situation when I was your age. Oh, happy day, Mama! : first assistant camera: "b" camera (as F. Ulysses Domalaon) Because I was a s. Yeah! Thought Catalog-ers and Easy A lovers, its your turn. Rhiannon : But its so hard, its so hard because they keep doing it, over and over again. The books you read in class always seem to have a strong connection with whatever angsty adolescent drama is being recounted. Olive: Weve had nine classes together since Kindergarten ten if you count Religion of Other Cultures, which you didnt because you called it science fiction and refused to go. Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast The principal is like a captain of a ship in international waters. Well, put it in the pile of gifts from my other suitors. : : Waiting for me outside the bedroom door for me to kiss Todd. Brandon Actually I dated him for a long time. I would slit my throat rather than say something to someone that you didn't want me to say! Screw all these people, Olive! dolly grip Derek K. Cunningham . Do you wanna go out with me? Actually I think they just, you know, they fire you. Olive Penderghast Chip (Olives Younger Brother): Why does that matter? Woodchuck Todd Olive: (erupts with laughter) Im sorry, but, I mean, really? I haven't overanalyzed it, like you're about to. [to herself] The kind that does it, or the kind that does it and doesn't have the lady-balls to tell her friend? Yeah, I know that. : : I wanna be in detention! I believe so, if I was the Gossip Girl in Sweet Valley of the Traveling Pants. : Brandon Woodchuck Todd (Penn Badgley): (with his Woodchuck mascot head off) Hey Olive. How's it going? Sanjay Chandrasekhar They sense any weaknesses, they pounce like jungle cats. No judgement, but you kind of look like striper : Rosemary What? : Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast Olive: (aside) My apologies to Mark Twain. last week to promote Cruella, Stone delivered Steve Martin's entire "rental car scene" monologue from Planes, Trains and Automobiles without any preparation. : The illusion is shattered! 2010 | Maturity Rating: PG-13 | 1h 32m | Comedies. : This is exactly why they put you in the gas chamber if you take your head off at Disney World. Disney World is much more liberal. Wooo! Oh my god! We are not friends anymore. Olive Penderghast Thank you! It could be anything - it could be an imaginary butter-bean, lemon squeeze, cowbell Olive Penderghast Rosemary Olive Penderghast bit of an understatement, guvnor! : Ninety dollars from Panda Express so Brain Dukes could say I showed him mine, but he did NOT show me his. I don't know what any of that means. A little too straight, if you know what I mean, girlfriend. [confused] Mr. Griffith Your father is as straight as they come. Starring: Emma Stone, Penn Badgley, Amanda Bynes. Phil Lord gave me 100 bucks from Best Buy so he could tell people we hooked up behind the library. Olive Penderghast His, with a capital H. If the Good Lord had wanted Micah to graduate, he would have given him the right answers. : Olive Penderghast I just want you to know that I also took a lot of heat because of a certain dalliance. Sanjay Chandrasekhar The Monologue Games - YouTube Kelsey Arnold performing a monologue from the movie, Easy A. Mostly guys. Listen, Mrs. Griffins, I really don't need these. Marianne Rosemary: Because I slept with a whole bunch of people. Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast [Giggles] Olive Penderghast That's the one thing that trumps religion capitalism. Mrs. Griffith (Lisa Kudrow): Im the guidance counselor; I should know all the students, especially the ones that dress like prostitutes. Rhiannon [Going to a Church] Olive Penderghast Emma Stone. Because a real whore can't even admit it to herself, let alone another person. Not really. Forgive me, father, for I have sinned. Get it? : Marianne: I just hope for your sake you had the good sense to use protection. Unavailable on an ad-supported plan due to licensing restrictions. I had to hear from *Jackie Rudedsky*. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. : : We love you no matter what the sexual orientation of your opposite-sex sex partner Olive Penderghast Death, Forever, Dying. Part Five: Olive Penderghast : It's not really a term of endearment. The one where you got suspended for calling Nina Howell a dick and punched her in the left tit. : Rosemary: Whats going on, honey? Olive Penderghast Last year's cause celebre was the changing of the school mascot. Woodchuck Todd Marianne: Jesus tells us to love everyone, even the whores and the homosexuals. No. He left his parents a note that said: Eff you, Im gay.And then he skipped town with a big, hulking black guy! Pastor Well, I mean, like, do you wanna be my girlfriend? Olive Penderghast : Olive: Rhi! The illusion is shattered! Dill Do you think that maybe you're reading a little too much into this assignment? No, silly. Olive Penderghast : What's the rumor mill churning out these days? Olive: Oh, its nothing. Rhiannon: I want every detail, now shit face. I hope for your sake, God has a sense of humor. [about Rhiannon] : : Why? Marianne : Press Esc to cancel. Yeah. [whispers to Olive] : You are on crack! Olive Penderghast Rosemary How is that my problem, amigo? I'm here. Who told you? : The funny thing is, the whole time this all was going down, I couldn't help thinking I could have come up with better signs. : [about Olive's pretend tryst with Brandon], [after performing her song at the pep rally], [while Brandon and Olive are pretending to have sex in Melody Bostic's bedroom; he yells], Personal Favorites - Film / comfort movies. : Brandon Woodchuck Todd Rhiannon It was make-believe and no one was getting hurt. Whether I liked it or not, I had *a lot* of customers. Olive Penderghast : : Before I met Dad, I had incredibly low self-worth and I spread my legs for anyone. Olive Penderghast And that would be that. : Ah, that Roman. : Oh, clever wordplay. Yes, you did. : [about Natasha Bedingfield's "Pocketful of Sunshine"] Mrs. Griffith Olive Penderghast Will you listen to me for a second, please? Easy A Monologue- performed by Pagan McGrath - YouTube Opening Monologue from film 'Easy A' starring Emma Stone. Dude, that's not gonna make people think you're straight. Because I was a s. But the really amazing thing is, it is nobody's goddamn business. No judgment, but you kind of look like a stripper. But the really amazing thing is, it is nobody's goddamn business. Ew! : Anything interesting? Rhiannon : : Rhiannon : [with phony innocence] Oh, I agree wholeheartedly. Jesus. Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast I mean, out to here. Just make sure you have an exit strategy. : Mostly guys. I had a horrible reputation and people said awful things about me. So, here it is. I had a horrible reputation and people said awful things about me. Olive Penderghast : Although, you gotta love the Quizno's guy: it's the one thing that triumphs religion - capitalism. : Now, bitch. Nor did Olive. Rosemary : The Bible. Easy A (stylized as easy A) is a 2010 American teen romantic comedy film directed by Will Gluck, written by Bert V. Royal, starring Emma Stone, Stanley Tucci, Patricia Clarkson, Thomas Haden Church, Dan Byrd, Amanda Bynes in her final film role, Penn Badgley, Cam Gigandet, Lisa Kudrow, Aly Michalka, and Malcolm McDowell.The screenplay was partially inspired by the 1850 novel The Scarlet Letter .
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