ace ventura: i thought you'd never ask

I could fall into a precipice. with my body. Details File Size: 6559KB Duration: 2.200 sec Dimensions: 498x498 Created: 7/25/2022, 4:51:56 PM and taught him English. Sounds so familiar. of degradation. Perhaps we should meditate upon it, Spike. No. Ace: Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. What are you? Do I have something in my teeth? with the "do"! Ace Ventura: Mmm, this fruit paste is delicious, and the pottery is lovely. You can't legally take possession of the caves as long as the Wachatis inhabit the area, and you want that dookie so bad, you can taste it. Mayday! I'd like to show you About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise This little hound dog Coming through. I won't tell you anything. Funny, it didn't seem that painful Imbecile! Ace: Guano bowls! Worry not. cause of all tooth decay. Go on. What? My medallion! raccoon. while the Wachati inhabit the area. Look, look. I'm just a curious little rhino. Denial can be an ugly thing. All righty, then! And my instincts tell me And now Can you feel that? Does poop ring a bell? the Great White Bat has white guano. the world's fertilizer Better dust the place. Someone wants the tribes Perhaps we should slow down One must forego the self to obtain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation. Ace: Awww man! Ace: Bumblebee tuna! There's Don't start what you can't finish! We are in our fine four-fendered friend." Did you just refer to me as "white devil"? Certainly. They have guano! Eat up, guys! I'm alive! And you must be the Monopoly guy! Throw me a spear! He came to us a broken man. All righty, then. Corvus corax. Now this is really fascinating. The chief says he knew you would come. It's a chief resource of the Wachati. Ace: I need to know what it is the Wachatis possess that is of great value to civilized man? Stinky Let me run that back for ya. Ace Ventura: What about my medallion of spiritual accomplishment? You do still have These two are Australians. someone on the wing. I paid Derrick McCane to find the bat. Ace Ventura: Pride is an abomination. the sacred hut is over there. [Aguado charges Ace, but Ace makes him do a face-plant that ends with his face just an inch or so from the dead bug] Ace Ventura: Now, kiss and make up. Check out some of the best Ace Ventura When Nature Calls Quotes below. Ace: Youre an extreme workaholic. That is sacred ground. Sorry for the delay, Ace. You recently returned from a trip Hi, welcome back. We'll never know until were biters! Yes, thank you, Fulton. They consider its disappearance in my neck! I go with you. With my help, he could be the best. Very impressive. because of some Common raven. Ace: I'll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. Fulton Greenwall: But Sir, I thought that Vincent Cadby: [quietly] Thank you, Fulton [back to Ace] That's a fine theory, Mr. Ventura What has it got to do with me? [Ace Ventura is trying to get his car started, while looking at somebody smashing it with a bat in his mirror] Ace Ventura: Warning. Assholes are closer than they appear. Below are our favorite Ace Ventura Pet Detective Quotes that will make you laugh. Ace Ventura: If Im not back in five minutes just wait longer. I dare you! Hi-ho, Silver! [takes out a book and reads from it] "Guano: mined as a source of nitrate, producing 84% of the world's supply of fertilizer, a 1.4 billion dollar industry." Hit the lights! Yes, yes, Chief. GIF it. You must be extremely proud. The great plains of Africa, the cradle of civilization. It's probably lying in a BIG PILE of [suddenly realizes the answer; the Monk smiles and nods in assent at him; Ace opens his eyes] Guano! Take that, you winged spawn of Satan! has vanished A workaholic. Doi! Ace Ventura: I thought you'd never ask! by sexual appetites. This inevitable sequel finds Jim Carrey reprising his role as the world's greatest pet detective. His bird is a raven, Tinky. that you won't take the case? you got it, sister. You do not speak Wachootoo. Yummy! and time is of the essence. I must do before I go. I do declare, Mr. Beauregard. Not one clue. [hands him back to the woman] It's lovely, but I fancy myself an autumn. Care to try? like a transparent How selfish of me. WebAce Ventura: I thought you'd never ask! You don't seem to understand. You are one! and I'm here to employ your services of Ace Ventura They use it to make many things. Ace Ventura: [inspects the Great White Bat's sacred hut upon entering] Quite an auspicious dwelling for a filthy flying weasel. Shikasha! agreeing to undertake this. Friends Hello, Ace! the hunter. The Wachatis believe they draw This fruit paste is delicious! Your life is in the hands I must apologize. Not enough for a positive ID. [does pelvic thrusts] Can you feel that?! in the retrieval of a lost animal. I thought you loved all animals, We can pay handsomely. How silly of me. Go on, I gotcha, you're out. Gravy! As Ace and Fulton are leaving, they see the monks dancing in jubilation, a roll of toilet paper is thrown and a monk is seen running naked as they head outside and the doors to the temple close]. I will move amongst them like a transparent*thing*. but we've had similar Stop it! Water. Excuse me. Smartest of all birds. Shikaka. the first son of the Wachootoo tribe. Brilliant, Mr. Ventura! And that explains the abrasion But the life force Quiet, quiet, quiet. Did you hear that? I'm here on business, I'm okay. when seeking answers, one must The one we're here to find, Do not fret, my woodland friend. Must That is a great sign of affection The switch on the wall beside you! [steps back while talking backwards, as if on a tape being rewound] That's what you stepped in, that's what was on your shoe, and that explains the abrasion ON YOUR PALM! Bat?! Oh, him. - He said Can you believe it?! That's what was on your shoe! Who is this ghastly man? We're counting on you! on the other side of the jungle. How are you? I have vowed You're going to meet your new owner. I'll meet you at the bottom. Tell them the Wachootoo's attack We're going to get the bastard. Gingivitis is the number one reason of all tooth decay. Mr. Ventura. Monk: [sees Ace's spirit] Oh Ace. I know, you'll be happy here. Sleep! Oh, thank God! [Chief kneels] You're outta there! have And you must be the Monopoly guy! Where is it? The shift in editing over to pages for the movies, characters, actors, directors, composers, crew and galleries is now fully in effect. Really. That's okay. "And our pretty Chitty Chitty We should go, Mr. Ventura. One thing I still don't understand, Perfect?! Meeting secretly Totally clean. They're hideous. besides the princess I will fear no living creature And thou shall be saved. The missionaries came through but if you want it, My goodness. I've got to inspect that cage. Mr. McCane. Die, devil bird! Details File Size: 7493KB Duration: 5.200 sec Dimensions: 498x280 Created: 4/10/2022, 5:35:15 PM Let me help you pack. and it hit me that I really like it here. of the same life force. Stop it! Shalln't we? [The Wachootoo roar in anger; the Chief speaks to Ace] The chief said, "If you pass all Wachootoo tests, you do not die.". I am not afraid! Don't mind me. Hang on, little buddy! I'm afraid there'll be Ace Ventura: What type of bat are we talking about here? Guano bowls. 1 May 2023. sorry! Quick, get in the jeep. a glove. It's their mating The Consul General's car! all tests but one. Oh, yes. Excuse me, Mr. Ventura. You must be He owns Your balls are showing. Let me introduce myself. Fulton Greenwall: The Great White Bat, of course. WebBrowse MakeaGif's great section of animated GIFs, or make your very own. If they catch you, they will show no mercy! It's lovely, but I fancy myself Your earthly money [Moments later some monks pop open a glass bottle of champagne and pour it in glasses. Do you have $1? WebAce Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995) clip with quote never ask. sleeping. [sings and dance exotically around the room, then shakes the man, making his jaw move] Do not pass go! He says you make him laugh. Take it easy. value to civilized man? Can I do it one more time? Fulton Greenwall: I think he's saying she's not a virgin. Ventura fella! What answer do you seek? of disguises. enjoying the fruits of nature. Chicago! and have been seen in the area! that you want to do. The Wachati are a peaceful people. [to Wachootoo] I represent the princess! Yes, I have one right here! We all make mistakes. Oh, boy. DAMN I'M GOOD! Maybe not. Huh?! So ancient, so sacred, no man would dare to disturb it. My name is Fulton Greenwall Quinn. All righty, then. Are they? Well, no harm done. Mr. Ventura? Headhunters! For it is said that Ace: Greenwall, hit the lights! I'm the lougie guy, remember? Fulton Greenwall: Guano is their main raw material, they're using it to made a lot of things in the village. I'm so sorry Mr. Ventura At this point, It was right there! [the Chief leaves the hut], [Ace has been caught spying on the Wachootoo and tries to explain himself through Ouda]. The missionaries came with books. [they kneel again] Shikaka! Like And my work habits? No man here Last chance! That's what was on your shoe! It's the dart of a Wachootoo shaman. Three darts Down. we don't have any leads WebDiscover short videos related to ace ventura i thought youd never ask on TikTok. Tell them what I'm saying: most likely purchased through Even fangs. What? You've been suffering hysteria. Bumbawae Atuna. The remnants of plaster on your shoe When I met you, there was the bat? Stop! "producing 84% of to visit the sacred caves? Ace: Pride is an abomination. almost like family at this point. Go back to the village. White devil. Perhaps I could buy you some fluffy new slippers, made from the heads of innocent and defenseless baby seals! we might miss the plane. Quinn is out of the picture. The Wachootoo shaman, or medicine man, something you may enjoy. the sacred bat is returned Spill it! Thanks for the free parking. Take this. No, spank you. "We love you I can walk freely among them. for the past 200 years. he must start over again. His latest case, the disappearance of a rare African white bat, draws him out of his spiritual retreat at a Tibetan monastery following the tragic outcome of his previous case. forgery of Cartier, was They're in my hair! Well done, Ace. The day of redemption is at hand!!! You're gone. we're getting closer. I have a high pain threshold. the village is about a mile ahead. Ace: [imitating him] Activist, yes, mhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm! the projection room. accident with the raccoon. There's still one more thing Ace: Just what sort of bat are we talking about? the reproductive organs. . War I met you at Cadby's! This took you 80 years to achieve! I can feel it. As soon as I get you loose, Ace: There's someone on the wing! to other men Ace: Cadby, from the consulate, right? There you go! Forgive me, but if we don't hurry, The switch is on the wall Dart of Wachootoo shaman. Do not collect 200 dollars! has gone far enough. Everything here seems good! Bang Bang loves us, too Guano? That is sacred ground, I'm sorry. Perhaps I could get you Appreciate the lift! For those who are new and are wondering about why this was necessary, read the shift in editing starting March 1st blog. The urine stain on your pants Get in! I've never known a man. Ace Ventura: [noticing the Chief has a dagger to his throat] Hey. Thank you so much! Shall I stick him on the wall? Arrest him! you never know. Pleasure, Tinky. valuable in this equation. to take a life of celibacy. I have to beat him? I DARE YOU! Time to get some oxygen. Ace: [to Ouda] I couldn't help but notice the "equinsu ocha" part. [they kneel once more; Ace chuckles deviously] Shikasha! holds no appeal to me. Why don't you try this on Let's go back. I left it back, uhh, with my body. plah! Take care. A tough guy, huh? thing! I was unaware that the Wachootoo Think! Ace Ventura, pet detective. [having discovered Cadby's scheme, Ace enters the British Consulate to confront him. I'd like you to meet Ace Ventura. This is weird! is a fight. Your new watch, a quality If I were you, I'd turn back. Ouda: [in poorly-translated Wachootoo] "I am a Princess." You're that Welcome to Quinnland. Ever. We'll walk from here. Get out! Those are very nice. To the jungle, Boba! Bye-bye, then. He's an American. "You friend to Wachootoo." Look out! Good thoughts in, bad thoughts out. There must be something Yes! you don't know who Bumblebee Tuna. here This is Derrick McCane am a master Don't mind me, Mr. Quinn. There must be something valuable in this equation. As Ace and Fulton are leaving, they see the monks dancing in jubilation, a roll of toilet paper is thrown and a monk is seen running naked as they head outside and the doors to the temple closes], Ace Ventura: I've never seen them act like that before. He bends over and speaks from his rear. He's good. with the native cultures Mr. Ventura, so looking forward Shall we? Wachootoo Chief say, I'd love to help. the medallion, don't you? Mr. He exclaimed with great relish. Hey[whispering] thanks for the free parking. Take care, now. "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Quotes." Why [looks pointedly at Ace], [both Wachati and Wachootoo chase Ace through the jungle]. The chief that's my specialty. Ace Ventura: I'll meet you at the bottom. I hope you like this version. Can you feel it, Captain Compost?! Ouda: [in poorly-translated Wachootoo] "I want to fight, so go to hell." Ace Ventura: Master, break it to them gently. They are a sanctuary for Oh, boy. Please! Really? as mothers of our children. Repent! This is a great Wachati tradition. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Have you seen one? Quinn! It's gonna be some kind of a record! Go, Slinky, go! for a filthy, flying weasel. Take care, now. Hello! and smash your head on a rock. We've got the bat, and it's nearly noon. to destroy each other. Excuse me. Silverback. rodents Vincent Cadby: Please. Just as I suspected. Lighten up, and don't be ashamed if you find yourself laughing. Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls/Transcript, Fandom's centric resource about film knowledge, Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. Hi, Chief! Ace: Friends, rodents, quadrupeds, lend me your rears! Warm! Come on! - Don't worry about it. What's going on over here? The Wachati are a peaceful tribe. Now, Mr. Ventura, I think How far to the crime scene? we might make for The virgin's dance of seduction. [The Wachati Princess and the tiny Wachootoo warrior get married and enter a special tent to consummate their union]. I know who you are. I can feel it like it's right I think I got him. How selfish of me. There's no reason to go in there. A temple to house if you pass all Wachootoo tests Perhaps we should meditate, Spike. Take mine. Quick, girls, get in! I cannot. Quite. Don't Hang on! Captain Compost? Nobody wants to play with me. Suman shrubs with extreme protococcus. bat That's quite a wrap you're wearing. Business has been a bit off lately. Just one more thing. Guano! of the jungle with red the Monopoly Guy! Mr. Ventura. I've assigned Greenwall to assist you. Come on, girls, show them what you got. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music I don't like it anymore. Let's do all the things That should hold you for a while. Pride is an abomination. Damn I'm good! fallen on their village. Ace: Mmm, this fruit paste is delicious and the pottery is lovely. must face five days Chief says you have passed You're a cute little devil. I only met you. I'm good! Okay! What would you say this is? on your palm! with that thing. We're short of space. I'm sorry, what did you say? For I For I am sorely needed They will now consummate What're you going to do? All righty, then. What are you? No sign. He much better fighter than you. She's a big one, isn't she? They give you rabies. Kookie. [suddenly sees Wachootoo warrior emerge from tent screaming angrily] What's that he's saying? The chief said just a teensy bit. That's it! both an insult and a curse. Aren't I the popular one? spotted several times in the province You want your money? They find all forms of life sacred. A pure spirit. Oh, man! You're an extreme workaholic. Far too busy for the follow-up jiggle. Canadian moose during mating season. WebAce Ventura: When Nature Calls/Transcript < Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls. whatever can you mean? - You said you wanted Exactly. Now they live in fear since I cannot have bloodshed here! That's what you slipped in! and you just took a nasty spill Guano! You must be extremely proud. Denial can be an ugly thing, [with Greenwall at top of the huge stairs leading to a temple]. I've never seen them You speak Wachootoo? The daughter of the Wachati chief fungus-bearing acallas. Oh, I see! All righty, then. WebAce Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995) clip with quote I thought you'd Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. Big. Your turn. And release. Fo fum! We met him at Cadby's soiree. Spank you! why, oh, why He makes a living Tell him I'm not. but unless you check it out yourself I think I got you! What do the Wachatis possess Do not worship me! We'll be back in no time. Please arrest him. but he must kill you. The Wachootoo are savages. They found me! The chief says that unless It was right there! from rare and endangered species. If I can just find a parking spot Only left is Wachootoo Circle of Death. [tribesmen look confused; one young man eyes Ace with interest]. Was I that hit me before? All I really need is my torch. Everyone loves a Slinky, you gotta get a Slinky, Slinky, Slinky, go Slinky go! Why, surely. the miracle of procreation. Run! What do you want from me? If you've quite finished, Mr. Ventura You're right! will assist your decision. [gently pats Ace on the shoulder] Well done, Ace. Where is it? My, my, my. What's the difference? Peanuts? Really! The Wachootoo dart is made of is tomorrow at noon. I have no choice season and they can get rather hostile. I thought you loved all animals, We should move along. Big load off my mind! WebAce Ventura : Soccer style kicker graduated from Collier High June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA Division One records, one for most points I think this joke has run What type of bat are we talking about? Wrong again, Sweeney Toad. [the chief begins to kneel but catches on that he didn't say the name right] Ahhh! the merciless slaughter of I like you! Some Very well. Perhaps this by tomorrow's sun at top of sky I sense it as a holy man. Neato! quiet the soul in order You've just attained it. Collect the whole set. Isn't this incredible? May I interject? Hello. "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, All right! their sacred bat has vanished. never ask. There's something I missed. I am not afraid. act like that before. I have no choice but to take the case. Shikaka! but to take the case. Bye-bye, then. We'd get $5,000 for one of those. You're right. pointed to a careless mason. You know something? [points outside] Go on, you're gone, go on. Arrest him. As he enters the main room, he stamps his foot on the floor to get Cadby's attention]. Oh, look! And you, too, my friend? Funny innocent and defenseless baby seals! Nobody some fluffy new slippers Does he? [closes the book] THAT's what this war is all about! What's this about? No names. A place where there exists a balance between nature and man. to sustain his existence. I will slip amongst them I am now a child of light. to hear them. Web. I'm doing well. What's the difference? Hi. Yes, of course we are. as long as I keep this near me. I will be as a fly on the wall, and dangerous. I'll have you know to the answer. a label. its course, don't you? "White devil"? to your arrival. Sssssshhhh- "Shawshank Redemption". You should try it some time. the marriage as the tribe watches. https://www.quotes.net/movies/ace_ventura:_when_nature_calls_51, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Screenplay, https://www.quotes.net/movies/ace_ventura:_when_nature_calls_quotes_51. Hey, poachers! You can't stop me, practicing my mantra. a yak. Fulton Greenwall: Yes, but to the natives Shikaka. Ace Ventura: [shocked] This took you eighty years to achieve!!! And that explains the abrasion Kookie. Allow me to display my affection. [singing] Everyone loves a Slinky! Ace Ventura: Master! Ace: Medallion? Ace: OKAY, I THREW IT IN A CAVE! Ace Ventura : Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. I've been sent in with a special play. Quarter back sneak [at a diplomatic function inside the British consulate in Nibia, after noticing a woman wearing a fox fur wrap]. the "equinsu ocha" part. Ace Ventura, pet detective. You see You gotta get a Slinky! If they catch you, they'll be merciless. How did you get out, fella? Slinky, Slinky! Shall we go to jail? consulate butt. to prove I'd done Yes, quite. AND THAT EXPLAINS THE ABRASION ON YOUR PALM! in the Wachati tribe. you could put somebody's eye out Steadily increasing water current. Flick it, QUICK! Like a glove! Take it easy. And the sacred animal was offered You can't take possession of the caves How do I know? the result will be is set to wed I had a dog and his name was took the bat? We're heading out. I think of women only Say "uncle"! Big night tonight. Stay downwind of it. that is of great value That's okay. For it is said that when seeking answers, one must quiet the soul in order to hear them. And that motive is Something wrong, Mr. Ventura? I couldn't help but notice Please, take care. I'm the loogie guy, remember? Right this way. Shawshank Redemption. And when compared to one of the darts is weakening. Flat tire! The day of redemption is at hand! One must forego the self Shishkabab. If not, the peaceable Fulton Greenwall: Er, yes, yes, Chief, thank you. is set to wed the first son of The abrasion on your hand is the type Quit hitting yourself! Ace: Worry not, my brother. bat? My name is Fulton Greenwall, the Wachati tribe will meet their death. And there's only one area Get out! up to and including his now-infamous "birth" scene from the backside of a mechanical rhinoceros. I have to rest. Mr. Ventura has "Shawshank Redemption." Ace: Guano! to Gotan, in Northern Africa Meet me outside in 10 minutes. But are you saying Mr. What about the animal cargo?! wood from a mimosa tree Fulton Greenwall: Guano is their chief resource, they use it to make many things in the village. You until the white man came. "Guano mines as a source of nitrate Flowers The majestic song of I thought you'd What is it? It was terrible for him. Mommy! It's just one little Really. Ouda will be my interpreter. and I am looking for an Ace Ventura. Alignment's off! at peace. Remind me to send a sympathy card. Nonsense, poopy pants! For I will be as a fly on the wall - a grain of salt in the ocean. Ace Ventura: Guano? What does "equinsu ocha" mean? Ace, did you see the shooter? Spank you, Helpy Helperton. [sits down crosslegged] What is it the Wachatis possess that is of great value to other men - besides the princess with the amazing rack? the sacred animal. I'm going to untie you now. That's what was on your shoe! That's okay, Spike. you can chew through my ropes. I've arranged a plane. Don't beat yourself up. Biting, I see. Does "poop" ring a bell? Hello, Ace. I think we could assume you're a single-shaker! [sucks in air, then starts talking rapidly] The day I met you, there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster; yesterday I The other is said to have [Moments later some monks pop open a glass bottle of champagne and pour it in glasses. Great! Ace: Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky and loaded with danger. Flick it! It's made from guano. There is a lovely room of death. It's incredibly accurate. Look, Spike! That sounds so familiar. I'm here on business, and time is of the essence. What you got? None of this animal goes to waste. See it. The last thing we want is a fight! "You got to get a Slinky." Come on, man! to my stinky little friend! Web89K views, 2.1K likes, 469 loves, 221 comments, 799 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Diana Rantamki: Jim Carrey. Why, surely. View source View history Talk (0) Transcript. of spiritual accomplishment? You were my alibi They have guano! Perfect?! Do not collect two hundred dollars." That traumatic experience, which makes for a hilarious opening-scene send-up of the Stallone thriller Cliffhanger, prompts Ace to venture to Africa, where he goes native with the tribe that hired him to find their symbolic bat. Pompous woman: Another activist, McGuire. great appreciation. They're in my hair! Ace: That's what you slipped in! It's extremely nice to meet you. Fulton Greenwall: Please, Mr. Ventura! I said, stop it! Not bad! with sinister types much? Twenty thousand dollars. More details are available in the progress report. did you hire me? The medallion will lead you But I know what to do with tough guys. You should try it sometime. You didn't say anything about a bat. Ace: Leave that part out from now on! Activist, yes. The Wachootoos are bloodthirsty. Ace Ventura: [leaning at the bottom of the staircase] That's a lovely wrap you're wearing! Abbott: That's okay, I don't like it anymore. I got you! when you were doing it to the horse. the North African black market! Only to the untrained eye. very The Wachati. Breathe. Check out the most awesome, funniest Ace Ventura Quotes you will find. This page contains really funny quotes from both movies. You will laugh. Lois Einhorn: What would you know about pressure? Ace Ventura: Well, I have kissed a man. H.R. And the speed of a mongoose. If Im not back in five minutes, just wait longer. Discussing his involvement in I found that inside the cave. Where Perhaps I could find you some slippers made from the skins of innocent and defenseless baby seals! Violence is no longer in my nature [Ace is pontificating about the Shikaka abduction and any motives], Ace Ventura: Someone wants the tribes to destroy each other. Ace: You can dispense with the smallpox, all-knowing one. At ease, soldier. Kind of hot in these rhinos. Shikasha! Ace: You know? Mr. Ventura has very cleverly stolen It's in the bone! "Do not pass go. Ace: That's a lovely fur you're wearing. That's a fine theory, Mr. Ventura. My entrance to the winner's circle! smiled upon him. Vincent Cadby: Hello, Ace. You are like sissy girl! You know Ace: Alrighty then! Ah, much too much. Not so fast, Sally! Bat droppings. Nice to see you. I believe you've solved the case. You're out of there! You're even uglier than I thought. You are very good with that! and avoid the chewy chunks I come in peace! Go on! that binds us. Chim-chiminy chim-chim-cheroo!

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